just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome
but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all
AMEN! Dudes stay bitching about how women make them go through an obstacle course, standardized tests and a credit check to get some pussy, but then shit all over and dog out the chicks who give it to ‘em easy. And WOMEN are allegedly the “illogical” ones.
Straight up told yo asses. Get yo stroke game up and stop this bullshit about women who have sex.
any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
"hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
"sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat